Light travels faster than sound, that's why people seem bright, until you hear them."If voting ever changed anything it would be made illegal." - Emma Goldman.
No matter where you go, there you are.
I see dumb people everywhere, and sometimes, they don't even know they're dumb!
The most dangerous bomb is the F-bomb and it requires censorship! All other bombs air live on CNN
If God didn't want us to eat the weak, then why did he make them so delicious?
This isn't a signature, It's a continuation of what I just wrote.
Sometimes You Plant Seeds For Trees You Will Never Sit Under
I used to care but now I take a pill for that.
Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
In theory, the internet was a good idea.
They're too busy buying shoes and following each other into the bathroom.'
"If it helps, I'm as critical about myself!"
I saw this film for free... and still wanted my money back.
"A woman's charm is fifty percent illusion." - Vivien Leigh
Jim Carroll: Time sure flies when you're young and jerking off.
This comment was typed in front of a live studio audience.
"Youth is life's paradise; joy is the eternal youth of the spirit."
If you've heard of it, it's already too mainstream for me.
I need to work on my time machine
This is why the internet was created.
Photos By Al Magnus
